Ingredients

We’re lovers of literature, language, and alliteration.  We were The English Majors and the Impact Team leaders, and we’ll someday be teachers and mother figures.  We’re service-minded social drinkers [of coffee], the kind of women who leave their Christmas tree up all year.  And we’re more than just your average best friends.

Haley dreams of oceans.  Harvin adores the mountains.
Haley thinks in song quotes.  Harvin thinks in new windows.
Haley is a druggie*.  Harvin is recovering*.
Haley has a busted panky.  Harvin’s is fully functional.

But together, we’re coming to you 50% sugar-free.  Welcome to The [Artificially] Sweet Life.  Please leave your donuts and misperceptions at the door.

*A future blog topic.